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astashieldmaiden:

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

Oh my god!

Posted 4 days ago With 452,465 notes

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

Posted 4 days ago With 203,177 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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smile-itssunnah:

Relevant today, tomorrow and every other day.

taracraigs:

i’ve never gotten fucked while wearing a tiara and i feel like that’s a problem

Posted 5 days ago With 245 notes

turnerandcasablancas:

benchowmein:

velvetdesert9:

arcticmonkeysus:

turnerandcasablancas:

oh, u like arctic monkeys?

name all 26 of their albums and EP’s

i can’t even do that

You’re not a true fan if you can’t name their grandmothers cat…

I love the way you’re implying that every member has one collective grandma

OMG

Posted 5 days ago With 463 notes

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

Posted 5 days ago With 596,377 notes

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

Posted 5 days ago With 710,484 notes

If more people appreciated the fact that I’m genuinely a nice person, and would most likely do anything for them, that would be so nice..

Posted 5 days ago With 1 note

I CAN'T MASTURBATE BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE IN EVERY ROOM EXCEPT BATHROOMS BUT I KIND OF WANT TO SEND THE CUTE BOY RANDOM NUDES UGH

@Anonymous

gerardwaysgay:

THEN YOU SHOULD BE QUIET????????

Posted 5 days ago With 5 notes